A man walks into a bar and says “Ouch.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk in a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What would youlike to drink?” The rabbit says, “I don’t know, I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?!”
A dyslectic man walks into a bra...
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender says, “Olive or twist?”
Three vampires walk into a bar and order two bloods and a blood lite.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender says, “We don’t get many gorillas in here.” The gorilla says, “Well, at $13 a drink, I’m not surprised!”
A man walks into a bar and sees a horse behind the bar. The man says, “I’m shocked.” The horse says, “Why, can’t you believe a horse can be a bartender?” The man says, “No, I thought the cow was working today.”
A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is your bar tender here.”
A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink. The duck says, “just put in on my bill.”
A snail walks into a bar and the bartender throws him out. The snail comes back two days later and says, “Why did you throw me out?”
The Past, the Present, and the Future walked in a bar. It was tense!